I swear to god if these not so silent night tickets are sold out tomorrow I’m making my mom either drive 3 hours to see jake or I’m making her buy me the 5sos tickets. Than cry

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional, via laughbitches)

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

image

I love that story

(Source: katorade27, via laughbitches)

baboushkat:

do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time

(Source: baebees, via laughbitches)

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

(Source: rougaaragami, via laughbitches)

"Wait for someone who tells strangers about you."

inhuemane:

barack-o-llamas:

well would ya look at that

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE ON THE INTERNET

(Source: linsaypinsay, via alissa23001)

thepsychoticunicorn:

Tumblr is really just a big blue High School Musical fansite and everybody knows it

(via witheverysin-i-stillwanttobeholy)

livingyoungwildandfit:

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

Reblogging for both the awesome gif and the awesome comment.

(Source: radissonclaire, via witheverysin-i-stillwanttobeholy)

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

(via yyaaaassssss)

hhantu:

franfrancatman:

My dad and I made this fishtank for my mum for Christmas a few years ago with dollhouse furniture. I thought it was pretty rad

i cant believe your mom is a fish

(via witheverysin-i-stillwanttobeholy)

(Source: michaelsocha, via joshpeck)

  • 1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
  • 1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
  • 1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

j0hnlemm0n:

skills i have mastered

  • not texting back
  • procrastinating
  • painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
  • sleeping a lot
  • being single

(via witheverysin-i-stillwanttobeholy)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via witheverysin-i-stillwanttobeholy)