I swear to god if these not so silent night tickets are sold out tomorrow I’m making my mom either drive 3 hours to see jake or I’m making her buy me the 5sos tickets. Than cry
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon
Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb.
Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon.
I love that story
do u ever form emotional attachments to tabs u have had open for a long time
do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single